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propriety�察�and he even speaks of the girl Jenny�察�who sent me lately a gaudy
pair of worsted gloves worked by her own hand。 The meanest advantage
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they took of my weakness�察�however�察�was in calling their baby after me。 I
have an uncomfortable suspicion�察 �too�察 �that William has given the other
waiters his version of the affair�察�but I feel safe so long as it does not reach
the committee。
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THE BLACK POODLE
BY F。 ANSTEY
I have set myself the task of relating in the course of this story�察�without
suppressing or altering a single detail�察 �the most painful and humiliating
episode of my life。
I do this�察 �not because it will give me the least pleasure�察 �but simply
because it affords me an opportunity of extenuating myself�察 �which has
hitherto been wholly denied to me。
As a general rule�察 �I am quite aware that to publish a lengthy
explanation of one's conduct in any questionable transaction is not the best
means of recovering a lost reputation�察�but in my own case there is one to
whom I shall nevermore be permitted to justify by word of moutheven if
I found myself able to attempt it。 And as she could not possibly think
worse of me than she does at present�察�I write this�察�knowing it can do me no
harm�察 �and faintly hoping that it may come to her notice and suggest a
doubt whether I am quite so unscrupulous a villain�察 �so consummate a
hypocrite�察�as I have been forced to appear in her eyes。
The bare chance of such a result makes me perfectly indifferent to all
else�察 �I cheerfully expose to the derision of the whole reading world the
story of my weakness and my shame�察 �since by doing so I may possibly
rehabilitate myself somewhat in the good opinion of one person。
Having said so much�察�I will begin my confession without further delay。
My name is Algernon Weatherhead�察�and I may add that I am in one of
the government departments�察�that I am an only son�察�and live at home with
my mother。
We had had a house at Hammersmith until just before the period
covered by this history�察�when�察�our lease expiring�察�my mother decided that
my health required country air at the close of the day�察�and so we took a
;desirable villa residence; on one of the many new building estates which
have lately sprung up in such profusion in the home counties。
We have called it ;Wistaria Villa。; It is a pretty little place�察�the last of a
row of detached villas�察�each with its tiny rustic carriage´ gate and gravel
sweep in front�察�and lawn enough for a tennis´court behind�察�which lines the
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road leading over the hill to the railway´ station。
I could certainly have wished that our landlord�察�shortly after giving us
the agreement�察�could have found some other place to hang himself in than
one of our attics�察 �for the consequence was that a housemaid left us in
violent hysterics about every two months�察�having learned the tragedy from
the tradespeople�察�and naturally ;seen a somethink; immediately afterward。
Still it is a pleasant house�察�and I can now almost forgive the landlord
for what I shall always consider an act of gross selfishness on his part。
In the country�察�even so near town�察�a next´door neighbor is something
more than a mere numeral�察�he is a possible acquaintance�察�who will at least
consider a new´comer as worth the experiment of a call。 I soon knew that
;Shuturgarden�察─ �the next house to our own�察 �was occupied by a Colonel
Currie�察�a retired Indian officer�察�and often�察�as across the low boundary wall
I caught a glimpse of a graceful girlish figure flitting about among the
rose´bushes in the neighbouring garden�察�I would lose myself in pleasant
anticipations of a time not too far distant when the wall which separated us
would be ��metaphorically�� levelled。
I rememberah�察 �how vividly��the thrill of excitement with which I
heard from my mother�察 �on returning from town one evening�察 �that the
Curries had called�察 �and seemed disposed to be all that was neighbourly
and kind。
I remember�察�too�察�the Sunday afternoon on which I returned their call
alone�察�as my mother had already done so during the week。 I was standing
on the steps of the colonel's villa�察�waiting for the door to open�察�when I was
startled by a furious snarling and yapping behind�察 �and�察 �looking round�察�
discovered a large poodle in the act of making for my legs。
He was a coal´black poodle�察�with half of his right ear gone�察�and absurd
little thick moustaches at the end of his nose�察 �he was shaved in the
shamlion fashion�察 �which is considered�察 �for some mysterious reason�察 �to
improve a poodle�察�but the barber had left sundry little tufts of hair�察�which
studded his haunches capriciously。
I could not help being reminded�察�as I looked at him�察�of another black
poodle�察�which Faust entertained for a short time with unhappy results�察�and
I thought that a very moderate degree of incantation would be enough to
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bring the fiend out of this brute。
He made me intensely uncomfortable�察�for I am of a slightly nervous
temperament�察�with a constitutional horror of dogs�察�and a liability to attacks
of diffidence on performing the ordinary social rites under the most
favourable conditions�察�and certainly the consciousness that a strange and
apparently savage dog was engaged in worrying the heels of my boots was
the reverse of reassuring。
The Currie family received me with all possible kindness。 ;So
charmed to make your acquaintance�察�Mr。 Weatherhead�察─�said Mrs。 Currie�察�
as I shook hands。 ;I see�察─ �she added�察 �pleasantly�察 �you've brought the
doggie in with you。; As a matter of fact�察�I had brought the doggie in at the
ends of my coat´tails�察 �but it was evidently no unusual occurrence for
visitors to appear in this undignified manner�察�for she detached him quite as
a matter of course�察�and as soon as I was sufficiently collected we fell into
conversation。
I discovered that the colonel and his wife were childless�察 �and the
slender willowy figure I had seen across the garden wall was that of Lilian
Roseblade�察 �their niece and adopted daughter。 She came into the room
shortly afterward�察�and I felt�察�as I went through the form of an introduction�察�
that her sweet�察 �fresh face�察 �shaded by soft masses of dusky´brown hair�察�
more than justified all the dreamy hopes and fancies with which I had
looked forward to that moment。
She talked to me in a pretty�察�confidential�察�appealing way�察�which I have
heard her dearest friends censure as childish and affected�察 �but I thought
then that her manner had an indescribable charm and fascination about it�察�
and the memory of it makes my heart ache now with a pang that is not all
pain。
Even before the colonel made his appearance I had begun to see that
my enemy�察�the poodle�察�occupied an exceptional position in that household。
It was abundantly clear by the time I took my leave。
He seemed to be the centre of their domestic system�察�and even lovely
Lilian revolved contentedly around him as a kind of satellite�察�he could do
no wrong in his owner's eyes�察�his prejudices ��and he was a narrow´minded
animal�� were rigorously respected�察 �and all domestic arrangements were
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made with a primary view to his convenience。
I may be wrong�察�but I cannot think that it is wise to put any poodle
upon such a pedestal as that。 How this one in particular�察 �as ordinary a
quadruped as ever breathed�察 �had contrived to impose thus upon his
infatuated proprietors�察 �I never could understand�察 �but so it was�察 �he even
engrossed the chief part