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;Mrs。 Ford as was�察�thenSimmons now�察�ain't it�拭─�
He said this with a furtive leer that Simmons neither liked nor
understood。
;No�察─�said Simmons�察 �she ain't in now。;
;You ain't her 'usband�察�are ye�拭─�
;Yus。;
The man took his pipe from his mouth and grinned silently and long。
;Blimy�察─�he said at length�察 �you look like the sort o' bloke she'd like�察─�and
with that he grinned again。 Then�察�seeing that Simmons made ready to shut
the door�察�he put a foot on the sill and a hand against the panel。 ;Don't be in
a 'hurry�察�matey�察─�he said�察 �I come 'ere t' 'ave a little talk with you�察�man to
man�察�d' ye see�拭─�And he frowned fiercely。
Tommy Simmons felt uncomfortable�察�but the door would not shut�察�so
he parleyed。 ;Wotjer want�拭─�he asked�察 �I dunno you。;
;Then�察�if you'll excuse the liberty�察�I'll interdooce meself�察�in a manner
of speaking。; He touched his cap with a bob of mock humility。 ;I'm Bob
Ford�察─�he said�察 �come back out o' kingdom come so to say。 Me as went
down with the /Mooltan/safe dead five year gone。 I come to see my
wife。;
During this speech Thomas Simmons's jaw was dropping lower and
lower。 At the end of it he poked his fingers up through his hair�察 �looked
down at the mat�察�then up at the fanlight�察�then out into the street�察�then hard
at his visitor。 But he found nothing to say。
;Come to see my wife�察─ �the man repeated。 ;So now we can talk it
over as man to man。;
Simmons slowly shut his mouth�察 �and led the way upstairs
mechanically�察 �his fingers still in his hair。 A sense of the state of affairs
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sank gradually into his brain�察�and the small devil woke again。 Suppose this
man /was/ Ford�拭�Suppose he /did/ claim his wife�拭�Would it be a knock´
down blow�拭�Would it hit him out��or not�拭�He thought of the trousers�察�the
tea´things�察�the mangling�察�the knives�察�the kettles�察�and the windows�察�and he
thought of them in the way of a backslider。
On the landing Ford clutched at his arm�察�and asked in a hoarse whisper�察�
; 'Ow long 'fore she's back�拭─�
; 'Bout an hour�察�I expect�察─�Simmons replied�察�having first of all repeated
the question in his own mind。 And then he opened the parlour door。
;Ah�察─ �said Ford�察 �looking about him�察 �you've bin pretty comf'table。
Them chairs an' things�察─�jerking his pipe toward them�察 �was hers mine�察�
that is to say�察 �speakin' straight�察 �and man to man。; He sat down�察 �puffing
meditatively at his pipe�察�and presently�察 �Well�察─�he continued�察 ─�'ere I am
agin�察�ol' Bob Ford�察�dead an' done forgone down in the /Mooltan/。 On'y I
/ain't/ done for�察�see�拭─�And he pointed the stem of his pipe at Simmons's
waistcoat。 ;I ain't done for�察�'cause why�拭�Cons'kence o' bein' picked up by a
ol' German sailin'´'utch an' took to 'Frisco 'fore the mast。 I've 'ad a few
years o' knockin' about since then�察�an' now;looking hard at Simmons
;I've come back to see my wife。;
;Sheshe don't like smoke in 'ere�察─ �said Simmons�察 �as it were at
random。
;No�察�I bet she don't�察─�Ford answered�察�taking his pipe from his mouth
and holding it low in his hand。 ;I know 'Anner。 'Ow d' you find 'her�拭�Do
she make ye clean the winders�拭─�
;Well�察─ �Simmons admitted�察 �uneasily�察 �II do 'elp 'er sometimes�察 �o'
course。;
;Ah� �An' the knives too�察�I bet�察�an' the bloomin' kittles。 I know。 W'y;
he rose and bent to look behind Simmons's head;s' 'elp me�察�I b'lieve she
cuts yer 'air� �Well�察�I'm dammed� �Jes' wot she would do�察�too。;
He inspected the blushing Simmons from divers points of vantage。
Then he lifted a leg of the trousers hanging behind the door。 ;I'd bet a
trifle�察─�he said�察 �she made these 'ere trucks。 No´body else 'ud do 'em like
that。 Damme� �they're wuss'n wot you're got on。;
The small devil began to have the argument all its own way。 If this
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man took his wife back perhaps he'd have to wear those trousers。
;Ah�察─ �Ford pursued�察 �she ain't got no milder。 An'�察 �my davy�察 �wot a
jore� ─�
Simmons began to feel that this was no longer his business。 Plainly�察�
'Anner was this other man's wife�察 �and he was bound in honour to
acknowledge the fact。 The small devil put it to him as a matter of duty。
;Well�察─�said Ford�察�suddenly�察 �time's short an' this ain't business。 I won't
be 'ard on you�察�matey。 I ought prop'ly to stand on my rights�察�but seein' as
you're a well´meaning young man�察�so to speak�察�an' all settled an' a´livin'
'ere quiet an' matrimonual�察�I'll;this with a burst of generosity;damme� �
yus�察�I'll compound the felony an' take me 'ook。 Come�察�I'll name a figure�察�as
man to man�察�fust an' last�察�no less an' no more。 Five pound does it。;
Simmons hadn't five pounds��he hadn't even fivepence��and he said
so。 ;An' I wouldn't think to come between a man an' 'is wife�察─�he added�察�
;not on no account。 It may be rough on me�察�but it's a dooty。 /I'll/ 'ook it。;
;No�察─�said Ford�察�hastily�察�clutching Simmons by the arm�察 �don't do that。
I'll make it a bit cheaper。 Say three quidcome�察�that's reasonable�察�ain't it�拭�
Three quid ain't much compensation for me goin' away for everwhere the
stormy winds do blow�察�so to sayan' never as much as seein' me own wife
agin for better nor wuss。 Between man an' man�察�now�察�three quid�察�an' I'll
shunt。 That's fair�察�ain't it�拭─�
;Of course it's fair�察─�Simmons replied�察�effusively。 ;It's more'n fair�此�it's
nobledownright noble�察 �/I/ call it。 But I ain't goin' to take a mean
advantage o' your good´'artedness�察�Mr。 Ford。 She's your wife�察�an' I oughtn't
to 'a' come between you。 I apologise。 You stop an' 'ave yer proper rights。
It's me as ought to shunt�察�an' I will。; And he made a step toward the door。
; 'Old on�察─�quoth Ford�察�and got between Simmons and the door�察 �don't
do things rash。 Look wot a loss it'll be to you with no 'ome to go to�察�an'
nobody to look after ye�察�an' all that。 It'll be dreadful。 Say a couplethere�察�
we won't quarrel�察�jest a single quid�察�between man an' man�察�an' I'll stand a
pot out o' the money。 You can easy raise a quid the clock 'ud pretty nigh
do it。 A quid does it�察�an' I'll;
There was a loud double knock at the front door。 In the East End a
double knock is always for the upstairs lodgers。
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;Oo's that�拭─�asked Bob Ford�察�apprehensively。
;I'll see�察─�said Thomas Simmons�察�in reply�察�and he made a rush for the
staircase。
Bob Ford heard him open the front door。 The he went to the window�察�
and just below him he saw the crown of a bonnet。 It vanished�察�and borne
to him from within the door there fell upon his ear the sound of a well´
remembered female voice。
;Where ye goin' now with no 'at�拭─�asked the voice�察�sharply。
;Awright�察 �'Annerthere'sthere's somebody upstairs to see you�察─�
Simmons answered。 And�察 �as Bob Ford could see�察 �a man went scuttling
down the street in the gathering dusk。 And behold�察 �it was Thomas
Simmons。
Ford reached the landing in three strides。 His wife was still at the front
door�察�staring after Simmons。 He flung into the back room�察�threw open the
window�察�dropped from the wash´house roof into the back yard�察�scrambled
desperately over the fence�察�and disappeared into the gloom。 He was seen
by no living soul。 And that is why Simmons's base desertionunder his
wife's very eyes�察�toois still an astonishment to the neighbours。
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A ROSE OF THE GHETTO
BY ISRAEL ZANGWILL
One day it occurred to Leibel that he ought to get married。 He went to
Sugarman the Shadchan forthwith。
;I have the very thing for you�察─�said the great marriage broker。
;Is she pretty�拭─�asked Leibel。
;Her father has a boot and shoe warehouse�察─ �replied Sugarman�察�
enthusiastically。
;Then there ought to be a dowry with her�察─�said Leibel�察�eagerly。
;Certainly a dowry� �A fine man like you� ─�
;How much do you think it would be�拭─�
;Of cou