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     ;Mrs。 Ford as was�察�thenSimmons now�察�ain't it�拭─�

     He    said    this  with    a  furtive   leer   that   Simmons       neither   liked    nor 

understood。 

     ;No�察─�said Simmons�察 �she ain't in now。; 

     ;You ain't her 'usband�察�are ye�拭─�

     ;Yus。; 

     The man took his pipe from his mouth and grinned silently and long。 

;Blimy�察─�he said at length�察 �you look like the sort o' bloke she'd like�察─�and 

with that he grinned again。 Then�察�seeing that Simmons made ready to shut 

the door�察�he put a foot on the sill and a hand against the panel。 ;Don't be in 

a 'hurry�察�matey�察─�he said�察 �I come 'ere t' 'ave a little talk with you�察�man to 

man�察�d' ye see�拭─�And he frowned fiercely。 

     Tommy Simmons felt uncomfortable�察�but the door would not shut�察�so 

he parleyed。 ;Wotjer want�拭─�he asked�察 �I dunno you。; 

     ;Then�察�if you'll excuse the liberty�察�I'll interdooce meself�察�in a manner 

of speaking。; He touched his cap with a bob of mock humility。 ;I'm Bob 

Ford�察─�he said�察 �come back out o' kingdom come so   to say。 Me as   went 

down   with   the   /Mooltan/safe   dead   five   year   gone。   I   come   to   see   my 

wife。; 

     During   this   speech   Thomas   Simmons's   jaw   was   dropping   lower   and 

lower。 At   the  end   of   it   he   poked   his   fingers   up   through   his   hair�察  �looked 

down at the mat�察�then up at the fanlight�察�then out into the street�察�then hard 

at his visitor。 But he found nothing to say。 

     ;Come   to   see   my   wife�察─  �the   man   repeated。   ;So   now   we   can   talk   it 

over as man to man。; 

     Simmons         slowly     shut    his    mouth�察    �and     led   the    way     upstairs 

mechanically�察  �his   fingers   still   in   his   hair。 A  sense   of   the   state   of   affairs 



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sank gradually into his brain�察�and the small devil woke again。 Suppose this 

man /was/ Ford�拭�Suppose he /did/ claim his wife�拭�Would it be a knock´ 

down blow�拭�Would it hit him out��or not�拭�He thought of the trousers�察�the 

tea´things�察�the mangling�察�the knives�察�the kettles�察�and the windows�察�and he 

thought of them in the way of a backslider。 

     On the landing Ford clutched at his arm�察�and asked in a hoarse whisper�察�

; 'Ow long 'fore she's back�拭─�

     ; 'Bout an hour�察�I expect�察─�Simmons replied�察�having first of all repeated 

the question in his own mind。 And then he opened the parlour door。 

     ;Ah�察─  �said   Ford�察  �looking   about   him�察   �you've   bin   pretty   comf'table。 

Them chairs an' things�察─�jerking his pipe toward them�察 �was hers mine�察�

that   is   to   say�察  �speakin'  straight�察  �and   man   to   man。;   He   sat   down�察  �puffing 

meditatively at his pipe�察�and presently�察 �Well�察─�he continued�察 ─�'ere I am 

agin�察�ol' Bob Ford�察�dead an' done forgone down in the /Mooltan/。 On'y I 

/ain't/ done for�察�see�拭─�And he pointed the stem of his pipe at Simmons's 

waistcoat。 ;I ain't done for�察�'cause why�拭�Cons'kence o' bein' picked up by a 

ol'   German   sailin'´'utch   an'   took   to   'Frisco   'fore   the   mast。   I've   'ad   a   few 

years o' knockin' about since then�察�an' now;looking hard at Simmons 

;I've come back to see my wife。; 

     ;Sheshe      don't  like   smoke    in  'ere�察─ �said   Simmons�察     �as  it  were    at 

random。 

     ;No�察�I bet she don't�察─�Ford answered�察�taking his pipe from his mouth 

and holding it low in his hand。 ;I know 'Anner。 'Ow d' you find 'her�拭�Do 

she make ye clean the winders�拭─�

     ;Well�察─  �Simmons   admitted�察  �uneasily�察   �II   do   'elp   'er   sometimes�察  �o' 

course。; 

     ;Ah� �An' the knives too�察�I bet�察�an' the bloomin' kittles。 I know。 W'y; 

he rose and bent to look behind Simmons's head;s' 'elp me�察�I b'lieve she 

cuts yer 'air� �Well�察�I'm dammed� �Jes' wot she would do�察�too。; 

     He   inspected   the   blushing   Simmons   from   divers   points   of   vantage。 

Then   he   lifted   a   leg   of   the   trousers   hanging   behind   the   door。   ;I'd   bet   a 

trifle�察─�he said�察 �she made these 'ere trucks。 No´body else 'ud do 'em like 

that。 Damme� �they're wuss'n wot you're got on。; 

     The   small   devil   began   to   have   the   argument   all   its   own   way。   If   this 



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man took his wife back perhaps he'd have to wear those trousers。 

     ;Ah�察─  �Ford   pursued�察   �she   ain't   got   no   milder。   An'�察  �my   davy�察  �wot   a 

jore� ─�

     Simmons   began to   feel that this   was   no   longer  his   business。  Plainly�察�

'Anner     was    this  other    man's   wife�察  �and    he   was   bound     in  honour    to 

acknowledge the fact。 The small devil put it to him as a matter of duty。 

     ;Well�察─�said Ford�察�suddenly�察 �time's short an' this ain't business。 I won't 

be 'ard on you�察�matey。 I ought prop'ly to stand on my rights�察�but seein' as 

you're a well´meaning young man�察�so to speak�察�an' all settled an' a´livin' 

'ere quiet an' matrimonual�察�I'll;this with a burst of generosity;damme� �

yus�察�I'll compound the felony an' take me 'ook。 Come�察�I'll name a figure�察�as 

man to man�察�fust an' last�察�no less an' no more。 Five pound does it。; 

     Simmons hadn't five pounds��he hadn't even fivepence��and he said 

so。 ;An' I wouldn't think to come between a man an' 'is wife�察─�he added�察�

;not on no account。 It may be rough on me�察�but it's a dooty。 /I'll/ 'ook it。; 

     ;No�察─�said Ford�察�hastily�察�clutching Simmons by the arm�察 �don't do that。 

I'll make it a bit cheaper。 Say three quidcome�察�that's reasonable�察�ain't it�拭�

Three quid ain't much compensation for me goin' away for everwhere the 

stormy winds do blow�察�so to sayan' never as much as seein' me own wife 

agin for better nor wuss。 Between man an' man�察�now�察�three quid�察�an' I'll 

shunt。 That's fair�察�ain't it�拭─�

     ;Of course it's fair�察─�Simmons replied�察�effusively。 ;It's more'n fair�此�it's 

nobledownright         noble�察  �/I/  call  it。  But  I  ain't  goin'   to  take   a  mean 

advantage o' your good´'artedness�察�Mr。 Ford。 She's your wife�察�an' I oughtn't 

to 'a' come between you。 I apologise。 You stop an' 'ave yer proper rights。 

It's me as ought to shunt�察�an' I will。; And he made a step toward the door。 

     ; 'Old on�察─�quoth Ford�察�and got between Simmons and the door�察 �don't 

do things rash。 Look wot a loss it'll be to you with no 'ome to go to�察�an' 

nobody to look after ye�察�an' all that。 It'll be dreadful。 Say a couplethere�察�

we won't quarrel�察�jest a single quid�察�between man an' man�察�an' I'll stand a 

pot out o' the money。 You can easy raise a quid the clock 'ud pretty nigh 

do it。 A quid does it�察�an' I'll; 

     There   was   a  loud   double  knock   at   the   front   door。   In   the   East   End   a 

double knock is always for the upstairs lodgers。 



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     ;Oo's that�拭─�asked Bob Ford�察�apprehensively。 

     ;I'll see�察─�said Thomas Simmons�察�in reply�察�and he made a rush for the 

staircase。 

     Bob Ford heard him open the front door。 The he went to the window�察�

and just below him he saw the crown of a bonnet。 It vanished�察�and borne 

to him from within the door there fell upon his ear the sound of a well´ 

remembered female voice。 

     ;Where ye goin' now with no 'at�拭─�asked the voice�察�sharply。 

     ;Awright�察    �'Annerthere'sthere's      somebody      upstairs   to   see   you�察─�

Simmons   answered。 And�察  �as   Bob   Ford   could   see�察  �a   man   went   scuttling 

down      the  street  in  the   gathering    dusk。   And    behold�察  �it  was   Thomas 

Simmons。 

     Ford reached the landing in three strides。 His wife was still at the front 

door�察�staring after Simmons。 He flung into the back room�察�threw open the 

window�察�dropped from the wash´house roof into the back yard�察�scrambled 

desperately over the fence�察�and disappeared into the gloom。 He was seen 

by  no   living   soul。 And   that   is   why   Simmons's   base   desertionunder   his 

wife's very eyes�察�toois still an astonishment to the neighbours。 



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             A ROSE OF THE GHETTO 



                              BY ISRAEL ZANGWILL 

     One day it occurred to Leibel that he ought to get married。 He went to 

Sugarman the Shadchan forthwith。 

     ;I have the very thing for you�察─�said the great marriage broker。 

     ;Is she pretty�拭─�asked Leibel。 

     ;Her    father   has  a  boot   and   shoe   warehouse�察─     �replied  Sugarman�察�

enthusiastically。 

     ;Then there ought to be a dowry with her�察─�said Leibel�察�eagerly。 

     ;Certainly a dowry� �A fine man like you� ─�

     ;How much do you think it would be�拭─�

     ;Of   cou

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