beasts and super-beasts(野兽与超级野兽)-第8节
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smoking…room after lunch； talking fitfully to Jane Martlet in the intervals
of putting together the materials of a cocktail； which he had
irreverently patented under the name of an Ella Wheeler Wilcox。 It
was partly compounded of old brandy and partly of curacoa； there were
other ingredients； but they were never indiscriminately revealed。
〃Servants a nuisance！〃 exclaimed Jane； bounding into the topic with
the exuberant plunge of a hunter when it leaves the high road and feels
turf under its hoofs； 〃I should think they were！ The trouble I've had in
getting suited this year you would hardly believe。 But I don't see
what you have to complain of … your mother is so wonderfully lucky in
her servants。 Sturridge； for instance … he's been with you for years； and
I'm sure he's a paragon as butlers go。〃
〃That's just the trouble；〃 said Clovis。 〃It's when servants have been
with you for years that they become a really serious nuisance。 The
'here to…day and gone to… morrow' sort don't matter … you've simply got to
replace them； it's the stayers and the paragons that are the real worry。〃
〃But if they give satisfaction … 〃
〃That doesn't prevent them from giving trouble。 Now； you've
mentioned Sturridge … it was Sturridge I was particularly thinking of
when I made the observation about servants being a nuisance。〃
〃The excellent Sturridge a nuisance！ I can't believe it。〃
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〃I know he's excellent； and we just couldn't get along without him；
he's the one reliable element in this rather haphazard household。 But
his very orderliness has had an effect on him。 Have you ever
considered what it must be like to go on unceasingly doing the correct
thing in the correct manner in the same surroundings for the greater
part of a lifetime？ To know and ordain and superintend exactly what
silver and glass and table linen shall be used and set out on what
occasions； to have cellar and pantry and plate…cupboard under a minutely
devised and undeviating administration； to be noiseless； impalpable；
omnipresent； and； as far as your own department is concerned；
omniscient？〃
〃I should go mad；〃 said Jane with conviction。
〃Exactly；〃 said Clovis thoughtfully； swallowing his completed Ella
Wheeler Wilcox。
〃But Sturridge hasn't gone mad；〃 said Jane with a flutter of inquiry in
her voice。
〃On most points he's thoroughly sane and reliable；〃 said Clovis； 〃but
at times he is subject to the most obstinate delusions； and on those
occasions he becomes not merely a nuisance but a decided
embarrassment。〃
〃What sort of delusions？〃
〃Unfortunately they usually centre round one of the guests of the
house party； and that is where the awkwardness comes in。 For instance；
he took it into his head that Matilda Sheringham was the Prophet Elijah；
and as all that he remembered about Elijah's history was the episode of
the ravens in the wilderness he absolutely declined to interfere with what
he imagined to be Matilda's private catering arrangements； wouldn't
allow any tea to be sent up to her in the morning； and if he was waiting
at table he passed her over altogether in handing round the dishes。〃
〃How very unpleasant。 Whatever did you do about it？〃
〃Oh； Matilda got fed； after a fashion； but it was judged to be best for
her to cut her visit short。 It was really the only thing to be done；〃 said
Clovis with some emphasis。
〃I shouldn't have done that；〃 said Jane； 〃I should have humoured him
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in some way。 I certainly shouldn't have gone away。〃
Clovis frowned。
〃It is not always wise to humour people when they get these ideas
into their heads。 There's no knowing to what lengths they may go if
you encourage them。〃
〃You don't mean to say he might be dangerous； do you？〃 asked Jane
with some anxiety。
〃One can never be certain；〃 said Clovis； 〃now and then he gets some
idea about a guest which might take an unfortunate turn。 That is
precisely what is worrying me at the present moment。〃
〃What； has he taken a fancy about some one here now？〃 asked Jane
excitedly； 〃how thrilling！ Do tell me who it is。〃
You；〃 said Clovis briefly。
〃Me？〃
Clovis nodded。
〃Who on earth does he think I am？〃
〃Queen Anne；〃 was the unexpected answer。
〃Queen Anne！ What an idea。 But； anyhow； there's nothing
dangerous about her； she's such a colourless personality。〃
〃What does posterity chiefly say about Queen Anne？〃 asked Clovis
rather sternly。
〃The only thing that I can remember about her；〃 said Jane； 〃is the
saying 'Queen Anne's dead。'〃
〃Exactly；〃 said Clovis； staring at the glass that had held the Ella
Wheeler Wilcox； 〃dead。〃
〃Do you mean he takes me for the ghost of Queen Anne？〃 asked
Jane。
〃Ghost？ Dear no。 No one ever heard of a ghost that came down
to breakfast and ate kidneys and toast and honey with a healthy appetite。
No； it's the fact of you being so very much alive and flourishing that
perplexes and annoys him。 All his life he has been accustomed to
look on Queen Anne as the personification of everything that is dead and
done with； 'as dead as Queen Anne；' you know； and now he has to fill
your glass at lunch and dinner and listen to your accounts of the gay
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time you had at the Dublin Horse Show； and naturally he feels that
something's very wrong with you。〃
〃But he wouldn't be downright hostile to me on that account； would
he？〃 Jane asked anxiously。
〃I didn't get really alarmed about it till lunch to… day；〃 said Clovis； 〃I
caught him glowering at you with a very sinister look and muttering：
'Ought to be dead long ago； she ought； and some one should see to it。'
That's why I mentioned the matter to you。〃
〃This is awful；〃 said Jane； 〃your mother must be told about it at
once。〃
〃My mother mustn't hear a word about it；〃 said Clovis earnestly； 〃it
would upset her dreadfully。 She relies on Sturridge for everything。〃
〃But he might kill me at any moment；〃 protested Jane。
〃Not at any moment； he's busy with the silver all the afternoon。〃
〃You'll have to keep a sharp look…out all the time and be on your
guard to frustrate any murderous attack；〃 said Jane； adding in a tone of
weak obstinacy： 〃It's a dreadful situation to be in； with a mad butler
dangling over you like the sword of What's…his…name； but I'm certainly
not going to cut my visit short。〃
Clovis swore horribly under his breath； the miracle was an obvious
misfire。
It was in the hall the next morning after a late breakfast that Clovis
had his final inspiration as he stood engaged in coaxing rust spots from
an old putter。
〃Where is Miss Martlet？〃 he asked the butler； who was at that
moment crossing the hall。
〃Writing letters in the morning…room； sir；〃 said Sturridge；
announcing a fact of which his questioner was already aware。
〃She wants to copy the inscription on that old basket…hilted sabre；〃
said Clovis； pointing to a
