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;I'm sorry I laughed�察─�I said�察 �but as you were talking about Bill Hahn�察�
I couldn't help thinking of him as I first saw him。; And I gave Mr。 Vedder
as lively a description as I could of the little man with his bulging coat
tails�察�his furry ears�察�his odd round spectacles。 He was greatly interested in
what I said and began to ask many questions。 I told him with all the
earnestness I could command of Bill's history and of his conversion to his
present beliefs。 I found that Mr。 Vedder had known Robert Winter very
well indeed�察 �and was amazed at the incident which I narrated of Bill
Hahn's attempt upon his life。
I have always believed that if men could be made to understand one
another they would necessarily be friendly�察�so I did my best to explain Bill
Hahn to Mr。 Vedder。
;I'm tremendously interested in what you say�察─�he said�察 �and we must
have more talk about it。;
He told me that he had now to put in an appearance at his office�察�and
wanted me to go with him�察�but upon my objection he pressed me to take
luncheon with him a little later�察�an invitation which I accepted with real
pleasure。
;We haven't had a word about gardens�察─�he said�察 �and there are no end
of things that Mrs。 Vedder and I found that we wanted to talk with you
about after you had left us。;
;Well� ─ �I said�察 �much delighted�察 �let's have a regular old´fashioned
country talk。;
So we parted for the time being�察�and I set off in the highest spirits to
see something more of Kilburn。
A city�察 �after all�察 �is a very wonderful place。 One thing�察 �I recall�察�
impressed me powerfully that morningthe way in which every one was
working�察 �apparently without any common agreement or any common
purpose�察�and yet with a high sort of understanding。 The first hearing of a
difficult piece of music ��to an uncultivated ear like mine�� often yields
nothing but a confused sense of unrelated motives�察 �but later and deeper
hearings reveal the harmony which ran so clear in the master's soul。
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Something of this sort happened to me in looking out upon the life of
that great city of Kilburn。 All about on the streets�察�in the buildings�察�under
ground and above ground�察�men were walking�察�running��creeping�察�crawling�察�
climbing�察 �lifting�察 �digging�察 �driving�察 �buying�察 �selling�察 �sweating�察 �swearing�察�
praying�察�loving�察�hating�察�struggling�察�failing�察�sinning�察�repentingall working
and living according to a vast harmony�察 �which sometimes we can catch
clearly and sometimes miss entirely。 I think�察 �that morning�察 �for a time�察 �I
heard the true music of the spheres�察�the stars singing together。
Mr。 Vedder took me to a quiet restaurant where we had a snug alcove
all to ourselves。 I shall remember it always as one of the truly pleasant
experiences of my pilgrimage。
I could see that my friend was sorely troubled�察�that the strike rested
heavy upon him�察�and so I led the conversation to the hills and the roads
and the fields we both love so much。 I plied him with a thousand questions
about his garden。 I told him in the liveliest way of my adventures after
leaving his home�察 �how I had telephoned him from the hills�察 �how I had
taken a swim in the mill´pond�察�and especially how I had lost myself in the
old cowpasture�察 �with an account of all my absurd and laughable
adventures and emotions。
Well�察 �before we had finished our luncheon I had every line ironed
from the brow of that poor plagued rich man�察�I had brought jolly crinkles
to the corners of his eyes�察�and once or twice I had him chuckling down
deep inside ��Where chuckles are truly effective��。 Talk about cheering up
the poor�此�I think the rich are usually far more in need of it� �
But I couldn't keep the conversation in these delightful channels。
Evidently the strike and all that it meant lay heavy upon Mr。 Vedder's
consciousness�察�for he pushed back his coffee and began talking about it�察�
almost in a tone of apology。 He told me how kind he had tried to make the
mill management in its dealings with its men。
;I would not speak of it save in explanation of our true attitude of
helpfulness�察�but we have really given our men many advantages;and he
told me of the reading´room the company had established�察�of the visiting
nurse they had employed�察�and of several other excellent enterprises�察�which
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gave only another proof of what I knew already of Mr。 Vedder's sincere
kindness of heart。
;But�察─�he said�察 �we find they don't appreciate what we try to do for
them。;
I laughed outright。
;Why�察─�I exclaimed�察 �you are having the same trouble I have had� ─�
;How's that�拭─�he inquired�察�I thought a little sharply。 Men don't like to
have their seriousness trifled with。
;No longer ago than this morning�察─�I said�察 �I had exactly that idea of
giving them advantages�察 �but I found that the difficulty lies not with the
ability to give�察�but with the inability or unwillingness to take。 You see I
have a great deal of surplus wealth myself;
Mr。 Vedder's eyes flickered up at me。
;Yes�察─ �I said。 ;I've got immense accumulations of the wealth of the
agesingots of Emerson and Whitman�察�for example�察�gems of Voltaire�察�and
I can't tell what other superfluous coinage� ─。�And I waved my hand in the
most grandiloquent manner。�� ;I've also quite a store of knowledge of corn
and calves and cucumbers�察 �and I've a boundless domain of exceedingly
valuable landscapes。 I am prepared to give bountifully of all these varied
riches ��for I shall still have plenty remaining���察 �but the fact is that this
generation of vipers doesn't appreciate what I am trying to do for them。
I'm really getting frightened�察 �lest they permit me to perish from
undistributed riches� ─�
Mr。 Vedder was still smiling。
;Oh�察─�I said�察�warming up to my idea�察 �I'm a regular multimillionaire。
I've got so much wealth that I'm afraid I shall not be as fortunate as jolly
Andy Carnegie�察�for I don't see how I can possibly die poor� ─�
;Why not found a university or so�拭─�asked Mr。 Vedder。
;Well�察�I had thought of that。 It's a good idea。 Let's join our forces and
establish a university where truly serious people can take courses in
laughter。;
;Fine idea� ─ �exclaimed Mr。 Vedder�察 �but wouldn't it require an
enormous endowment to accommodate all the applicants�拭 �You must
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remember that this is a very benighted and illiterate world�察 �laughingly
speaking。;
;It is�察�indeed�察─�I said�察 �but you must remember that many people�察�for a
long time�察�will be too serious to apply。 I wonder sometimes if any one ever
learns to laugh really laugh much before he is forty。;
;But�察─ �said Mr。 Vedder anxiously�察 �do you think such an institution
would be accepted by the proletariat of the serious´minded�拭─�
;Ah�察 �that's the trouble�察─ �said I�察 �that's the trouble。 The proletariat
doesn't appreciate what we are trying to do for them� �They don't want your
reading´rooms nor my Emerson and cucumbers。 The seat of the difficulty
seems to be that what seems wealth to us isn't necessarily wealth for the
other fellow。;
I cannot tell with what delight we fenced our way through this foolery
��which was not all foolery�察 �either��。 I never met a man more quickly
responsive than Mr。 Vedder。 But he now paused for some moments�察�
evidently ruminating。
;Well�察�David�察─�he said seriously�察 �what are we going to do about this
obstreperous other fellow�拭─�
;Why not try the experiment�察─ �I suggested�察 �of giving him what he
considers wealth�察�instead of what you consider wealth�拭─�
;But what does he consider wealth�拭─�
;Equality�察─�said I。
Mr。 Vedder threw up his hands。
;So you're a Socialist�察�too��