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of the earth�察�and so cause an EARTHQUAKE�拭�
So the steam would escape generally easily�察 �and would only make a
passing rattle�察 �like the earthquake of which the famous jester Charles
Selwyn said that it was quite a young one�察�so tame that you might have
stroked it�察�like that which I myself once felt in the Pyrenees�察�which gave
me very solemn thoughts after a while�察�though at first I did nothing but
laugh at it�察�and I will tell you why。
I was travelling in the Pyrenees�察 �and I came one evening to the
loveliest spota glen�察�or rather a vast crack in the mountains�察�so narrow
that there was no room for anything at the bottom of it�察 �save a torrent
roaring between walls of polished rock。 High above the torrent the road
was cut out among the cliffs�察 �and above the road rose more cliffs�察 �with
great black cavern mouths�察�hundreds of feet above our heads�察�out of each
of which poured in foaming waterfalls streams large enough to turn a mill�察�
and above them mountains piled on mountains�察�all covered with woods of
box�察�which smelt rich and hot and musky in the warm spring air。 Among
the box´trees and fallen boulders grew hepaticas�察�blue and white and red�察�
such as you see in the garden�察�and little stars of gentian�察�more azure than
the azure sky。 But out of the box´woods above rose giant silver firs�察�
clothing the cliffs and glens with tall black spires�察�till they stood out at last
in a jagged saw´edge against the purple evening sky�察�along the mountain
ranges�察�thousands of feet aloft�察�and beyond them again�察�at the head of the
valley�察�rose vast cones of virgin snow�察�miles away in reality�察�but looking so
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brilliant and so near that one fancied at the first moment that one could
have touched them with one's hand。 Snow´ white they stood�察 �the
glorious things�察 �seven thousand feet into the air�察 �and I watched their
beautiful white sides turn rose´ colour in the evening sun�察�and when he set�察�
fade into dull cold gray�察 �till the bright moon came out to light them up
once more。 When I was tired of wondering and admiring�察�I went into bed�察�
and there I had a dreamsuch a dream as Alice had when she went into
Wonderlandsuch a dream as I dare say you may have had ere now。 Some
noise or stir puts into your fancy as you sleep a whole long dream to
account for it�察�and yet that dream�察�which seems to you to be hours long�察�
has not taken up a second of time�察�for the very same noise which begins
the dream�察�wakes you at the end of it�此�and so it was with me。 I dreamed
that some English people had come into the hotel where I was�察�and were
sleeping in the room underneath me�察 �and that they had quarrelled and
fought�察�and broke their bed down with a tremendous crash�察�and that I must
get up�察�and stop the fight�察�and at that moment I woke and heard coming up
the valley from the north such a roar as I never heard before or since�察�as if
a hundred railway trains were rolling underground�察�and just as it passed
under my bed there was a tremendous thump�察 �and I jumped out of bed
quicker than I ever did in my life�察�and heard the roaring sound die away as
it rolled up the valley towards the peaks of snow。 Still I had in my head
this notion of the Englishmen fighting in the room below。 But then I
recollected that no Englishmen had come in the night before�察 �and that I
had been in the room below�察 �and that there was no bed in it。 Then I
opened my windowa woman screamed�察 �a dog barked�察 �some cocks and
hens cackled in a very disturbed humour�察�and then I could hear nothing but
the roaring of the torrent a hundred feet below。 And then it flashed
across me what all the noise was about�察�and I burst out laughing and said
;It is only an earthquake�察─�and went to bed
Next morning I inquired whether any one had heard a noise。 No�察�
nobody had heard anything。 And the driver who had brought me up the
valley only winked�察 �but did not choose to speak。 At last at breakfast I
asked the pretty little maid who waited what was the meaning of the noise
I heard in the night�察 �and she answered�察 �to my intense amusement�察 �Ah� �
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bah� �ce n'etait qu'un tremblement de terre�察 �il y en a ici toutes les six
semaines。; Now the secret was out。 The little maid�察�I found�察�came from
the lowland far away�察 �and did not mind telling the truth�此 �but the good
people of the place were afraid to let out that they had earthquakes every
six weeks�察�for fear of frightening visitors away�此 �and because they were
really very good people�察�and very kind to me�察�I shall not tell you what the
name of the place is。
Of course after that I could do no less than ask Madam How�察 �very
civilly�察 �how she made earthquakes in that particular place�察 �hundreds of
miles away from any burning mountain�拭 �And this was the answer I
THOUGHT she gave�察�though I am not so conceited as to say I am sure。
As I had come up the valley I had seen that the cliffs were all beautiful
gray limestone marble�察�but just at this place they were replaced by granite�察�
such as you may see in London Bridge or at Aberdeen。 I do not mean
that the limestone changed to granite�察�but that the granite had risen up out
of the bottom of the valley�察�and had carried the limestone ��I suppose�� up
on its back hundreds of feet into the air。 Those caves with the waterfalls
pouring from their mouths were all on one level�察�at the top of the granite�察�
and the bottom of the limestone。 That was to be expected�察�for�察�as I will
explain to you some day�察�water can make caves easily in limestone�此 �but
never�察 �I think�察 �in granite。 But I knew that besides these cold springs
which came out of the caves�察�there were hot springs also�察�full of curious
chemical salts�察�just below the very house where I was in。 And when I
went to look at them�察�I found that they came out of the rock just where the
limestone and the granite joined。 ;Ah�察─ �I said�察 �now I think I have
Madam How's answer。 The lid of one of her great steam boilers is rather
shaky and cracked just here�察�because the granite has broken and torn the
limestone as it lifted it up�察 �and here is the hot water out of the boiler
actually oozing out of the crack�察�and the earthquake I heard last night was
simply the steam rumbling and thumping inside�察�and trying to get out。;
And then�察�my dear child�察�I fell into a more serious mood。 I said to
myself�察 �If that stream had been a little�察�only a little stronger�察�or if the rock
above it had been only a little weaker�察 �it would have been no laughing
matter then�察�the village might have been shaken to the ground�察�the rocks
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hurled into the torrent�察�jets of steam and of hot water�察�mixed�察�it may be�察�
with deadly gases�察�have roared out of the riven ground�察�that might have
happened here�察 �in short�察 �which has happened and happens still in a
hundred places in the world�察�whenever the rocks are too weak to stand the
pressure of the steam below�察�and the solid earth bursts as an engine boiler
bursts when the steam within it is too strong。; And when those thoughts
came into my mind�察�I was in no humour to jest any more about ;young
earthquakes�察─�or ;Madam How's boilers�察─�but rather to say with the wise
man of old�察 �It is of the Lord's mercies that we are not consumed。;
Most strange�察�most terrible also�察�are the tricks which this underground
steam plays。 It will make the ground�察�which seems to us so hard and firm�察�
roll and rock in waves�察�till people are sea´ sick�察�as on board a ship�察�and
that rocking motion ��which is the most common�� will often�察�when it is but
slight�察 �set the bells ringing in the steeples�察 �or m